You are not on the cover

"Hi I you just called they invited the phone was in my hand I was reading and they said you are not on the cover. But you're not there. Anyway it's one eighteen perhaps I'm here in my room. Bye."

I bought a pair of my monitor is busy.

"Hi Matthew Jennifer Trevor this is your mother about the sleep and I need to put in a call to Paul. I don't know whether they roof would be look for what they. I bought a pair of my monitor is busy. My remote. Anyway I can't call me because I don't have those anymore and you've been calling anyway. Anyway if you would please call band(?) at before eight o'clock because she goes to bed or there about. Okay. Thank you bye."

She was great calling

"Last night at hi my name is Eric. I'm from Robin down working for the Elizabeth moore(?) for Senate campaign. It was the first today with last night and she was great calling to invite you to join Elizabeth today Friday at three thirty pm for hosted-a(?) rally at Adams Park in Rockville village to build on the momentum of our campaign park it at the intersection of Washington Street in Covington Highway and we hope you can join us. Paid for by elizabeth-for-i-may(?) 6172866715."

The scale is five

"October tenth I couldn't-get-lot-and(?) Espanol opening my door this six questions survey about your experience will take less than two minutes. I will now begin the survey and thank you for your business. Please use your touch tone phone to answer. We are using a five point scale with five being the highest possible score and one the lowest. You may select and number between one and five. How satisfied are you with the care showed by the Amy technician for your home in product the scale is five..."

Mario Test

"For Mario test you know it seems like conditions Mario test you know in your face and British oil portrait. Get a first look at both exhibition just to remember preview day is October eighteenth to the twentieth. And don't forget your membership expires at the end of December to renew. Visit NSA.orgflash renew or call 6173693395 and thanks for taking my call. If you wish to be removed from our automated renewal reminder call list press eight. And we will immediately respect your request."

Welcome to Readable Voicemail

I love my Comcast Readable Voicemail. It's a huge convenience to get a transcription sent to my inbox, especially when I'm not home to get the message in the first place.  But the voice transcription isn't always everything we'd like...sometimes it's downright laughable. This blog is a place to collect the best examples.